PAYASITA POLITICO

The call-them-as-I-see-them political thoughts of a 28 year old mom. WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS STRONG POLITICAL OPINION COUPLED WITH SARCASM AND SATIRE. HOPEFULLY IT WILL OFFEND. NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH HEART, LIVER, OR KIDNEY PROBLEMS. OR METROSEXUALS.

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I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.

Friday, November 05, 2004

Well, the Liberals, being the kind and endearing folks they are, have decided to extend the olive branch of peace the the MAJORITY and declare that America is racist and homophobic and enjoys violence. They are all moving to Canada to which I say "au revoir, pinkos."

I will give the Dems some free advice if they want to pick up red states. STOP CALLING THE RESIDENTS OF THOSE STATES BIGOTS. Insulting people, their religion, their morals, and their intellect will never win them to your side. Ditch the Fat Fucking Seditious Slob Whose Name Will Never Cross My Lips Or Fingers. His slackers let you down big-time, and he irritated people who may not have loved W, but didn't want to see him maligned after an attack like 9/11. Tone down your hysteria, learn to respect others, and you may have a viable party again.

On a personal note, I live in the South. Texas. I love the South, particularly Texas. I am in an interracial marriage, and I can safely say that I've never once committed an act of incest or homosexual rape, or bestiality, or lynching. So stop insulting me just because I want the troops to win in Iraq, and I want Osama to suffer, and I would like our intelligence agencies to be able to stop terrorist attacks. Forgive me for thinking that an anti-war activist is not what is needed in the White House during a time of national crisis. Oh yeah, and fuck you, you donut scarfing, cheese sniffing, chair breaking, lunatic. Take your crock-o'-shit-umentary and shove it. Then slit your wrists. We won.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

ELECTION DAY!

Here are some fascinating predictions from the GOP on what the Dems will do when they start losing. It will be interesting to see whether all or part of this strategy will be implemented.

Let me just say, that I believe there will be widespread Democratic voter fraud. There are complaints that Republicans try to mislead people to the wrong polls, or make up reasons why they can't vote. While this is wrong and illegal and most definitely should be prosecuted, it is combated simply by your own initiative in finding your own polling place and knowing what would prohibit you from voting like, oh say, a felonious prison record, or illegal immigrant status.

Voter fraud is much more dangerous. There are already widespread reports of thousands more people being registered in 3 Ohio districts than there are people who live there. And the Republican governor, for some inexplicable reason which very well may include bribery, has decided that there will not be any poll watchers. And not to mention the crack for votes scandal. Forgive me for becoming furious when we, the live, legal, and law-abiding citizens are disenfranchised by the dead, the illegal, and the felon.

Maybe we should riot. That'll be the day. It will go down in history as The Great White Riot.


WHY ARE WE ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET? WHY ARE THE NETWORKS IGNORING IT? WHY DO THEY WANT KERRY TO WIN SO BADLY?

Here's a little example of bias in the media. As everyone should know, the Kerry campaign had relentlessly called for the President to release all of his military records, while remaining adamant that Kerry's remain sealed. We have seen no effort whatsoever on part of the mainstream media to obtain Kerry's military records (although they have broken laws and all semblence of ethical journalism to obtain anything that might damage the President's). Now there is evidence of MSNBC not only refusing to look into Kerry's record, but to cover-up all mention of it and Kerry's refusal to have his records released. Look at it quickly before MSNBC realizes their mistake.

Transcript of Tom Brokaw's interview with John Kerry released 10/28

Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the President's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.

Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.

Transcript of Tom Brokaw's interview with John Kerry released 10/31

Brokaw: "Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do."

Kerry: "That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it."

It is one humongous lie, and one hell of a conspiracy. Why would they edit only that one line? It doesn't make any sense unless they are actively trying to help Kerry win the election. I call them on it. Fraud. FRAUD. FRAUD.

NBC ought to be ashamed. Perhaps one day, when their credibility is shredded, and people start looking to fact-checked written word again, they'll have the grace to be ashamed. Until then, we will continue to be led, not by validly elected officials, but by the self-appointed watchdogs, who have cast off all pariality in order to persuade you to their personal point of view. It is scandalous, it is reprehensible, and it is seditious.