PAYASITA POLITICO

The call-them-as-I-see-them political thoughts of a 28 year old mom. WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS STRONG POLITICAL OPINION COUPLED WITH SARCASM AND SATIRE. HOPEFULLY IT WILL OFFEND. NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH HEART, LIVER, OR KIDNEY PROBLEMS. OR METROSEXUALS.

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I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.

Sunday, December 28, 2003

Thoughts on the Capture of Saddam Hussein

To Mr. Howard Dean, Likely Presidential Candidate for the Democtatic Party: Nya.Nya.Nyanya.Nya.

To The Commander-in-chief, The Pentagon, The Military Commanders of Operation Iraqi Freedom: Get every bit of information you possibly can out of him, beat the living snot and piss out him, then give him to the Iraqis for disembowelment. Preferably while gasping for air and grabbing his dickless crotch. I think that would be showing restraint.

OK. Now that I have finished my tirade.... I shall move on. On second thoughts, I am worn out from my murderous fantasies. I'll post more tomorrow.

posted by Zelda | 12/28/2003 12:49:00 AM |