PAYASITA POLITICO

The call-them-as-I-see-them political thoughts of a 28 year old mom. WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS STRONG POLITICAL OPINION COUPLED WITH SARCASM AND SATIRE. HOPEFULLY IT WILL OFFEND. NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH HEART, LIVER, OR KIDNEY PROBLEMS. OR METROSEXUALS.

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I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.

Friday, November 05, 2004

Well, the Liberals, being the kind and endearing folks they are, have decided to extend the olive branch of peace the the MAJORITY and declare that America is racist and homophobic and enjoys violence. They are all moving to Canada to which I say "au revoir, pinkos."

I will give the Dems some free advice if they want to pick up red states. STOP CALLING THE RESIDENTS OF THOSE STATES BIGOTS. Insulting people, their religion, their morals, and their intellect will never win them to your side. Ditch the Fat Fucking Seditious Slob Whose Name Will Never Cross My Lips Or Fingers. His slackers let you down big-time, and he irritated people who may not have loved W, but didn't want to see him maligned after an attack like 9/11. Tone down your hysteria, learn to respect others, and you may have a viable party again.

On a personal note, I live in the South. Texas. I love the South, particularly Texas. I am in an interracial marriage, and I can safely say that I've never once committed an act of incest or homosexual rape, or bestiality, or lynching. So stop insulting me just because I want the troops to win in Iraq, and I want Osama to suffer, and I would like our intelligence agencies to be able to stop terrorist attacks. Forgive me for thinking that an anti-war activist is not what is needed in the White House during a time of national crisis. Oh yeah, and fuck you, you donut scarfing, cheese sniffing, chair breaking, lunatic. Take your crock-o'-shit-umentary and shove it. Then slit your wrists. We won.