The Gratuitous Pleasure of Insulting the French

The French suck. This is a fact known the world over. They're imperialistic, fascist, and supremacist. But more to the point, they're perverts. Not in a healthy let's-look-at-some-nice-porn perverts, but really deviant.

Here are my opinions of the French in no particular order:

1. I think the French would rather sniff their own crotches than defend their country. And if I were to be completely honest, I think they would rather do it than eat.

2. I think Chirac gets an ineffective morning enema administered by three 20 year old males.

3. I think the French people elected him because of this.

4. I think the French are aroused by the smell of/from/underneath burqas.

The U.N. sex scandal involving (what else) a Frenchman, is not funny at all. Videotapes have been discovered of a French U.N. pervert violating hundreds, take note: HUNDREDS of Congolese children, take note: CHILDREN. And not just your standard child molester fare, but violent rapes of children as young as seven. SEVEN. And the scum videotaped it. Look at his fucking face and spit on it. Go ahead. It'll wipe off your screen and you'll feel better.

Not that France had much credibility to begin with, but I hold their government directly responsible. They obviously consider the U.N. a joke or they would check the backgrounds of the people they choose to represent them to the world. But apparently the French don't mind being thought of as child-molesting perverts. But Liberators of the Oppressed, Non.

This also speaks volumes about the U.N. This isn't their first sex scandal involving children. It's been going on in the Eastern European countries for quite a long time. What does this say about this organization that it attracts perverts to it's "peacekeeping" (I damn near choked on that word) forces? The U.N. is a farce. No one takes it seriously if they are sending it their sexual deviants. But worse than that, it means that the countries supplying troops think their missions and the people they're sent to protect are inferior with a capacity for abuse. This is nauseating.

There must be a complete overhaul of the U.N. beginning with Kofi Annon who facilitated the murder and starvation of the Iraqis.

FOR OIL. FRENCH OIL.

No blood for oil indeed. Big fucking (and I stress fucking) hypocrites all of them. Personally, I'm all for dissolving it. It hasn't done anything to resolve the humanitarian crises from natural disasters to genocide. It has allowed itself to be used to funnel money to a dictator while people starved and while it's representatives literally raped children. Chew on that for awhile and feel free to insult the French at will.